The Naughty List Club
I’m starting Sinners Anonymous club. Are you in?
My warmest Christmas wishes for all the blessings and joy you may find this holiday season! Be a rebel and a shaker, turn that bag of coal into a thousand miraculous gifts you give to yourself, sprinkle that coal dust everywhere like a mutineer fairy on a quest to revolt against the old, make your Guardian Angel reach for another whiskey shot while you trip Rudolph and steer the rest of the Santa sleigh onto black ice as you don’t care about pretty little gift boxes and superficial bows anyway.
Stay weird! 😎 Sending you cheers 🥂 and a lot of coal (pixie) dust! 🎄