Almost Wordless Wednesday – Halloween Candy Edition

Reese’s company installed a machine in Washington Square Park to exchange your unwanted Halloween candy for Reese’s cups.  New Yorkers are so jaded and entitled that they need to exchange some free candy for some other free candy.

Meanwhile, some Philly reporters are obviously delusional. I need all my chill pills for myself so your kids ain’t getting any! Sleep well, my neighbors, your children are safe!